WartyMcOutrage
Basics
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Location:
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I am looking for:Woman
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Zip Code:4285
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Age:73
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Height:5 ft. 9 in.
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Body:Full Figured
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Ethnicity:White
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Education:Some College
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Job:Retired
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Has Kids:Yes, living elsewhere
ABOUT
I've led a hard life and it's showing. Sadly, unlike most people on these sites, I haven't toured the world and saved lots of starving animals. And as far as romping around doing yoga and rushing up the sides of mountains, I'm a big disappointment. Come to think of it I don't know why you're still reading this...If I was you I'd have already moved on to the next hopeful aspirant for your affections.
What I am looking for
If I was really honest I'd probably say I'm looking for your sympathy....but as I'm not very honest I won't try that one on you. In fact, I'm looking for a woman who is also displaying a patina of life's barnacles....a good woman who doesn't mind a man who continues to display the manly attributes of an era long gone. A woman who won't recoil when I throw my coat down in an oncoming puddle, who won't sneer when I attempt to open a door for her. A woman who hopefully owns a big yacht, because I love boating and fishing. I could go on and on, but if you're not swooning by now, then I'm sorry, I can't help you....
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